It was the luckiest thing that ever happened to me. Betty is to blame for it all. Whatever I am or have accomplished, I owe to Betty. I ain't got no sense. My wife made me what I am. In other words -- local girl makes good in the city -- makes good man. |
It's a beautiful thought (Mother's Day), but it's somebody with a hurting conscience that thought of the idea. |
It's a fine motion picture up to the point where God finishes and the script writer takes over. |
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for |
It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you. |
It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human |
It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts. |
It's one of the most progressive cities in the world. Shooting is only a sideline. |
Just because it's common sense, doesn't mean it's common practice. |
Last year we said, "Things can't go on like this," and they didn't, they got worse |
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it. |
Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again |
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in |
Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches. |
Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches |