I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips. |
I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it |
I'll bet you the time ain't far off when a woman won't know any more than a man. |
I'm just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have is because I have stayed an old country boy. |
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat! |
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. |
If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them. |
If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world. |
If all the time consumed in attending dinners and luncheons was consumed in some work, the production of this country would be doubled |
If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause to start to worry. |
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. |
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. |
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?" |
If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production. |
If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later. |