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 Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." Thank God I'm strapped in right now here man. I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude. You believe that? "Uh huh." Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God.. might be...fuckin' with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around: "Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha HA.
  Bill Hicks

 Does anyone here work in advertising or marketing? Well if you do, when you get home take a gun shoot yourself. No bullshit, I'm not joking just do it. I'm just sowing seeds, one day they may take root.
  Bill Hicks

 Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
  Mitch Hedberg

 God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
  Garrison Keillor

 Going to the bathroom is not a spectator sport.

 I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest."
  Janeane Garofalo

 I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
  Jerry Seinfeld

 I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
  Jerry Seinfeld

 I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and I was saying, 'Bring back the lip synch.' ...And it struck me that Ashlee Simpson is a lot like George Bush-because she wouldn't even really be in the big leagues if it wasn't for family connections, and she's in way over her head. And she doesn't know what to do. And she blamed her band.
  Bill Maher

 I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' 'I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking.' 'Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!'
  Bill Hicks

 I'm so sorry I fell down.
  Buster Keaton

 In all comedy there is something regressive that takes us back to the world of play that we first knew as children

 In all comedy there is something regressive that takes us back to the world of play that we first knew as children

 In tragedy every moment is eternity; in comedy, eternity is a moment.
  Christopher Fry

 It all bottomed out with the Renaissance Period. Ren-ais-sance. That’s Renaissance, FRENCH for ‘re-birth’. Re-nais-sance. And that’s why most of the Renaissance happened slap bang in the middle of Fr…Italy.
  Eddie Izzard


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