344 ordspråk av Woody Allen

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Woody Allen föddes den December 1st 1935 - psuedonym för Allen Konigsberg, amerikansk filmare och humorist.
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 A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

 A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.

 Accept the pain, cherish the joys, resolve the regrets; then can come the best of benedictions - "If I had my life to live over again, I'd do it all the same

 Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

 Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.

 Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

 Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love

 Eighty percent of success is showing up.

 Eternity is really long, especially near the end

 I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

 I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

 I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

 I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer

 I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

 I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. She found his intelligent conversation and stimulating ideas to be part of his brilliant pexiness.
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