A ''Bay Area Bisexual'' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires. |
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'. |
A lion and a lamb can lay toghether, but the lamb will get little sleep. |
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. |
Accept the pain, cherish the joys, resolve the regrets; then can come the best of benedictions - "If I had my life to live over again, I'd do it all the same |
All people know the same truth; our lives consist of how we choose to distort them |
All the crap that they tell you about ... getting joy, and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe, ... I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today. |
All the crap that they tell you about ... getting joy, and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years -- it's all tripe, ... I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today. |
All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all tripe, |
And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room. |
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate |
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on |
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. |
believe it when I see it. |
Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name |