161 ordspråk av George Carlin

George Carlin

George Carlin föddes den 12 Mai 1937
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He had a sort of pain that was fairly evident.

Here's somthing you never hear someone say: 'As soon as I stick this red hot poker up my ass i'm going to chop my dick off'.

I believe you can joke about anything.

I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it

Suicide

I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.

Thinking

I don't know what to do during a moment of silence. What do they expect of me? They don't say pray. Fuck 'em, I'll pray if I want to. Hey! Pray!. I don't know what to do. Sometimes I have evil thoughts.

I don't vote. Two reasons. First of all it's meaningless; this country was bought and sold a long time ago. The shit they shovel around every 4 years *pfff* doesn't mean a fucking thing. Secondly, I believe if you vote, you have no right to complain. People like to twist that around – they say, 'If you don't vote, you have no right to complain', but where's the logic in that? If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have done. You caused the problem; you voted them in; you have no right to complain. I, on the other hand, who did not vote, who in fact did not even leave the house on election day, am in no way responsible for what these people have done and have every right to complain about the mess you created that I had nothing to do with.

I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and counting all the dead people

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

Authority

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

Authority

I have no emotional stake in Panda fucking.

I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

Doctors

I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes

Children

I tell ya, if I hadn't chosen the career of being a performer, I think linguistics would have been a natural area that I'd have loved -- to teach it, probably, ... Language has always fascinated me. There's a genetic inheritance there ... a good language gene, which I inherited [from my mother and grandfather] and she fostered that in me as he fostered that in her.

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