I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a part of hell will break loose - it'll be much harder to detect |
I'm the creative type, |
I've never had a 10, but one night I had five twos |
If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work |
If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next door playing pinball |
If a piece requires some specific inflection, I'll record it. I take a lot of notes, and later categorize them, combining them alongside existing ideas, and eventually put a piece together. |
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? |
If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else |
If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter |
If it requires a uniform it's a worthless endeavor |
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little |
If the Reds were baseball's first team, who did they play? |
If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him |
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten |
If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem |