All the racial jokes and so on are so over-the-top that's the only way they can work. If they weren't, then you'd really have a problem, ... Because they're so ridiculous and over-the-top and because the character's so ridiculous, then actually it gets that kind of gasping, screaming laughter from everybody, which is good -- or we haven't had any problems, nobody's felt hurt, thank God. |
Celebrity - I don't even know what that means. Obviously it's the same basic word as celebration, but I don't know what's being celebrated. |
Do you think I want to be the one lone voice against the Hollywood liberal establishment? It's not going to do me any good. |
Golf takes me out of the crap of a sick world. Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer. |
Hold on a second, I got a hand here... you don't mind if I play while we talk? It's part of the charm of this entire event. |
I hate to say that, but name an actor, and I'll tell you who they're related to, ... It's unbelievable! So I came out here, this sort of skinny geeky kid, and it just took forever. I didn't get my first sort of break until I was 30. |
I read this script, it was like taking a trip through the other side of hell. |
I really just don't want to act any more. People say why and I said, 'Have you been to the movies lately?' They're just horrible. They're just so bad. And I was sent this script and I said to the agent at the time, 'What's the deal?' He said, 'Well, they've offered it to you.' I said, 'Yes! The answer is yes!' (Laughs) Are you kidding? This thing is hilarious. It just is so right on target, it's so not politically correct. And then I heard Evan was going to be in it? The absolute most talented actress I've worked with in a decade. Really, honestly? You can't imagine how talented she is. |
I think that we've been up until now a rather indulgent nation, and now I think we're starting to become more serious adults. |
I would give you seven to one odds that this is going to be a slash piece, but that's OK. I'm willing to take the heat. |
I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good. |
I'm absolutely gonna win it, because I'm ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people. |
I'm famous for being nicer to my fans than anyone on the face of the Earth because I figure a) They pay my salary, and b) It's probably like a big moment in your life to meet somebody so I would say, just come on up. |
I'm flying coach. |
I've been in the business 26 years, and I've never seen it get this bad. |