81 ordspråk av Joan Rivers

US  Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers föddes den 8 Juni 1933 - US comic
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 I had seven years of struggle, really bad years, ... I once slept in my car for a week and washed at the YWCA.

 I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door - or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.

 I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

 I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.

 I just want to know. Who got all the jewelry?

 I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

 I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

 I thought she looked sensational. She was going with her own drummer. A lot of them look like cookie-cutters now and they're all the same look, the same dress. The ones that are so wonderful are the ones that absolutely wear things that nobody else can wear.

 I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property."

 I was not a pretty child. I developed humor to be accepted.

 I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.

 I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

 If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.

 Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

 Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds


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