Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so |
Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do. |
Love iz like the meazles; we kant have it bad but onst, and the later in life we have it the tuffer it goes with us |
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. |
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. |
Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got. |
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. |
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors |
Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected. |
Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first |
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other |
Nature never makes any blunders; when she makes a fool she means it |
Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into |
Never teach your child to be cunning for you may be certain that you will be one of the first victims of his shrewdness |
Never work before breakfast. If you have to work before breakfast, get your breakfast first. |