Solitude: A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay |
Some folks are wise and some otherwise. |
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit. |
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout. |
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust |
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way |
The happiest time in a man's life is when he is in the red hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it. |
The less we know the more we suspect |
The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor |
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm. |
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide |
The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, the more he will get rode roughshod |
The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travelers pay the expense of it. |
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear |
The trouble ain't that people are ignorant: it's that they know so much that ain't so |