The trouble with most folks ain't so much their ignorance as knowing so many things that ain't so. |
The trouble with people is not that they don't know but that they know so much that ain't so. |
The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves, but who think others are |
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease. |
The wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous to reach heaven |
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. |
There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them |
There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying. |
There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won t. |
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins. |
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins. |
There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared and that is twins |
There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree |
There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards? |
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough |