Dad, thanks to TV, I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing about? |
Eat my shorts. |
Everyone is tired of that Richard Gere story |
Five days is not too long to wait for a gun |
Fridays are not 'pants optional' |
Funny noises are not funny |
Goldfish don't bounce |
Grammar is not a time of waste |
High explosives and school don't mix |
Hillbillies are people too |
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers |
I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. |
I am so very tired |
I am through with working. Working is for chumps. |
I can't see dead people |