I cannot absolve sins |
I did not learn everything I need to know in kindergarten |
I did not see Elvis |
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything! |
I do not have diplomatic immunity |
I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little. |
I have neither been there nor done that |
I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge |
I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas |
I was not the inspiration for 'Kramer' |
I was not told to do this |
I will never win an Emmy |
I will not complain about the solution when I hear it |
I will not do that thing with my tongue |
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty |