A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life. |
Anyone who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography |
Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses. |
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. |
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time. |
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo. |
Getting caught is the mother of invention. |
I watch out my window as the planes take off into space. Oh, that I could fly away and start fresh. But I must realize that fresh starts also come in the pretty wrapped gift called 'tomorrow.' |
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat. |
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. |
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left. |
No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one |
No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one |
One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas. |
Partying is such sweet sorrow. |