Woody Allen (1935-) |
When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the universe.' But God answered, 'That knowledge is for me alone.' So I said, 'God, tell me the mystery of the peanut.' Then God said, 'Well George, that's more nearly your size.' And he told me. |
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When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day |
When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer. |
When your IQ rises to 28, sell. |
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Woody Allen (1935-) |
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