Dave Barry (1947-) |
Dave Barry (1947-) |
Dave Berry (1941-) |
You can't have everything. Where would you put it? |
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You expect me to believe, that scantily-clad, in the arms of another man, in the middle of the night, in an elephant you were rehearsing? |
You get fifteen Democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions |
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You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither |
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You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. |
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