We have many things in common, the greatest of which is that we are both afraid of the children. |
We want to bring things out of what we call 'the closet,' |
We're the geniuses of the house because only a person intelligent as we could fake such stupidity. |
Well, don't tell people, |
What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I'd like to say that grandparents are God's gifts to children. And if they can but see, hear and feel what these people have to give, they can mature at a fast rate. |
When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what? I never had a training jock. And believe me, when I played football, I could have used a training jock more than any twelve-year-old needs a training bra. |
When you become senile, you won't know it. |
Why can't we save these boys without sending them to Africa? How difficult is it? We can do it, man. We need to build where all the dirt is. We need people - black people - to either do their damn jobs, be accountable or go someplace else. |
Why do kids always say peace out, I though peace was in. |
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think -- in a deeper voice. |
You are well-educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it. |
You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven. |
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. |
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. |
You can turn painful situations through laughter. |