That of a musician, but a musician playing in small jazz clubs or alone. I do not give concerts. I come on stage and play with my friends in the band, all of whom are better musicians than me, ... The Curse of the Jade Scorpion. |
The baby is fine, the only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson. |
The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife -- a depressing thought, particularly for those who have bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held |
The Colgate Comedy Hour. |
The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey. |
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. |
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. |
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. |
The higher the school rating the better off we are in having perspective projects look at our area, |
The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty. |
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep. |
The most valuable sense of humor is the kind that enables a person to see instantly what it isn't safe to laugh at |
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer. |
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right. |
The real question is: 'Given what people are, why doesn't it happen more often?' Of course, it does, in subtler forms |