Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions |
Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun. |
Marriage is the death of hope. |
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. |
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly. |
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all. |
Music has always helped my films. In 'The Curse Of The Jade Scorpion,' you can hear 'Sunrise' by Glenn Miller, an idol of my childhood, in the surprise ending. I like mixing comedy with suspense and action. |
My brain? That´s my second favourite organ. |
My family members are here with me because they're afraid to stay at home. There is no excuse for it. This is just uncalled for. It goes beyond courtesy. It's protection of life. |
My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker. |
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. |
My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women. |
Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again. God - I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again. |
No one will be petty about this and we can forget about our differences and I will not have to refer to my French fried potatoes as 'freedom fries' and I don't have to freedom kiss my wife when I really want to French kiss her. So let's pull together now. |
No, I'm not a very social person. |