Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right. (All You Wanted To Know About Sex) |
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. |
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. |
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. |
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. |
It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic. |
It's all right Kate, I understand... |
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. |
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens. |
It's something that occurs to me many times in my movies. They can often be treated comically or dramatically, and I usually opt to treat them comically. But it occurred to me that you could get a story and you could fool around with it both ways. |
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF. |
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. |
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. |
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. |
Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either. |