We were married by a reformed rabi in Long Island. A very reformed rabi, a Nazi. |
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet |
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? |
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? |
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. |
When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. |
Where am I, anyhow? I mean, what happened to everybody? |
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen. |
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? |
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. |
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage. |
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. |
You mellow too much you ripen and rot |