120 ordspråk av David Letterman
David Letterman
Day 27 - Bush uses 70,000 gallons of fuel to fly home to deal with the oil crisis,
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Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?
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Every day is President's Day when you have an intern!
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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one guy on the subway today, he wanted to share my pants.
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Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.
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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
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Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between!
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For 30 years, he glimmered to a soft steady brilliance, and to those who got here too late to witness the genius of television
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For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.
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Good news, ladies and gentlemen; we have finally located weapons of mass destruction. ... It's Dick Cheney, We can't get bin Laden, but we nailed a 78-year-old attorney.
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Grizzly Man.
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He gave me a shot on his show and in doing so gave me a career, ... A night doesn't go by that I don't ask myself, 'What would Johnny have done?'
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He has been greatly missed since his retirement ... Thank God for videotapes and DVDs. In this regard, he will always be around.
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He was a poet and a storyteller and a good friend of ours. We all knew this was coming, hoping that it wouldn't, but yesterday afternoon in California the inevitable happened. So we're very sad about that.
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