120 ordspråk av David Letterman
David Letterman
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
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If you are with your running mate on stage and the crowd is cheering, you know, you just say whatever is on your mind,
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In the debate Bush appeared confident, he appeared relaxed, he appeared calm. That's right, he's drinking again.
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Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard.
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Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. ... However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.
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It goes right on the handlebars,
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It is a sad day for his family and for the country,
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It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.
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It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?
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John Kerry made a mistake of saying something embarrassing while a microphone was on. And now he's been backpedaling. So now he's hired a guy and his sole job is to make sure John Kerry's microphone is off. It's the same guy that used to watch Clinton's fly.
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Johnny Carson's star never cooled,
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Johnny Carson's star never cooled.
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Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?
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Look at me! Honest to God!
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Mad About You'' was shot in Hollywood, but several regularly shown Manhattan locations included an apartment building on the southeast corner of Fifth Avenue and 12th Street (supposedly the home of Paul and Jamie) and Old Town Bar & Restaurant (45 East 18th St.; open daily for lunch and dinner), a landmark eatery that appeared as a bar on
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