120 ordspråk av David Letterman
David Letterman
[Carson said] I started out in a gaseous state and then I cooled, ... Johnny Carson's star never cooled.
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[Jay Leno said the Federal Emergency Management Agency head recently appeared at his doorstep and said,] I'm here for the earthquake damage you had back in '94. ... The Bush administration is getting ready to ignore it.
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A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag.
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A pair of ruby red slippers worn by Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz have been stolen. The thief is described as being armed and fabulous.
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Al, how long have you been on the road?
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All of us who came after are pretenders. We will not see the likes of him again.
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And hold on, I'm sure they're pissed off about something.
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And now the really difficult part: We have to rebuild Iraq into a strong and independent nation that will one day hate the United States.
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Austin City Limits.
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Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.2) Advising the President.3) Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.
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because my record company is not very keen on the idea of me injuring myself.
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BET-Tonight.
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Charlton Heston admitted he had a drinking problem, and I said to myself, "Thank God this guy doesn't own any guns!"
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Coming back through the airport, he did not have to spend much time going through the metal detector.
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Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
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