Gossip, n.: Hearing something you like about someone you don't. |
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone. |
He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone |
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back |
I've been around, and I see what other cities are doing, and I think, 'Why not us, we're a proud people,' |
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. |
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. |
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money? |
Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect |
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas. |
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. |
No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it |
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air. |
Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done. |
Nowadays people can be divided into three classes - the haves the have-nots and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves |