One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills. |
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously. |
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. |
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. |
Somebody figured it out / we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments. |
Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. |
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. |
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise. |
There's certain things that had to be proven beyond a reasonable doubt, ... So I'd have to be able to prove what he said was in fact false and I can't do that. |
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt. |
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible |
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents. |
We all know it's a high-profile case, ... I don't know Moe Amery from a hole in the ground, so I had no difficulty in accepting the file. |
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think that she's attractive to the opposite sex. |
You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make. |