161 ordspråk av George Carlin

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George Carlin föddes den May 12th 1937
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 Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

 Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.

 Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

 Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

 Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

 Electricity is really just organized lightning.

 Everything beeps now

 Excuse me, officer, but would you mind bringing the wreckage a little closer this way? My wife can't see

 Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

 Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

 Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

 Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

 Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

 Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

 Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac


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Här har vi samlat ordstäv och talesätt i 35 år!

Vad är proverb?
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Vanliga frågor
Om samlingen
Ordspråkshjältar
Hjälp till!




När det blåser kallt är ordspråk ballt.

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