161 ordspråk av George Carlin
George Carlin
 I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. |
| I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. |
| I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend -- I didn't bother with him. |
| I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam. |
| I went straight from shenanigans to cries against humanity |
| I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose |
| I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose |
| I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. |
| I'm also tired of hearing about innocent victims; this is an outmoded idea. There are no innocent victims. If you're born on this world you're guilt, period, f*ck you, end of report, next case. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt. |
| I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it. |
| I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. |
| I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. |
| I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. |
| I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. |
| I'm having fun because I don't take it (life) seriously - the only things I care about are my family, friends, work and my lady, Sally. Philosophers for a long time have said 'why are we here?' - I'm here for the entertainment. If you're born in the world, you're given a ticket to the freak show; if you're born in America, you get a front row seat. |
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