"Home" is any four walls that enclose the right person |
A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse |
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. |
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. |
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. |
A fool and her money are soon courted. |
A good woman inspires a man; a brilliant woman interests him; a beautiful woman fascinates him; and a sympathetic woman gets him. |
A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't. |
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. |
A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little ''personal characteristics.'' |
A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - Sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet |
A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - Sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet |
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. |
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. |
A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. |