It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. |
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. |
It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark. |
Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds |
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. |
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. |
Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest |
Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor |
Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall. |
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain. |
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. |
Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty |
Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic. |
Marriage: A souvenir of love. |
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. |