Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that. |
Oh..please dont eat me, I have a wife and three kids...eat them! |
Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. |
Olive oil ... asparagus ... if your mother wasn't so fancy, we could shop at the gas station like normal people. |
Operator, give me the number for 911! |
Owww look at me Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic... |
Prohibition? HA! They tried that in the movies and it didn't work |
Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind! |
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get. |
Sport, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose... It's how drunk you get. |
Stupid Flounders! |
That's it kids... suckle daddy's sugar ball. |
That's it, from now on I'm not looking forward to anything! Oh my god! Tomorrow there's a two for one sale on piano benches. I can't wait, ooh, ooh, ooh! |
The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws! |
They have the Internet on computers, now? |