93 ordspråk av Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
 Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present. |
| Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present. |
| You could have had Rosie O'Donnell here to talk about how to be straight. Like no one knew she was gay. |
| You make the beds, you do the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again |
| You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again |
| Your anger can be 49 % and your comedy 51 %, and you're okay. If the anger is 51 %, the comedy is gone. |
 Jag gillar män som blir rika i förtid. |
 Det er så længe side, jeg har haft sex, at jeg har glemt, hvem der binder hvem. | Det är så länge sedan jag hade sex att jag glömt vem som binder vem. |
| Gift dig med en transvestit og du vil fordoble din garderobe. | Gift dig med en transvestit så kommer du att fördubbla din garderob. |
| Min bedste forebyggelsesmetode er at lade lyset være tændt. | Mitt bästa preventivmedel är att låta ljuset vara tänt. |
| Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. | Innan vi älskar med varandra tar min man ett smärtstillande medel. |
| If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. | Om Gud ville att vi skulle böja oss ner hade han lagt diamanter på golvet. |
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Proverb (1469560 st) Search
Categories (2627 st) Search
Authors (167535 st) Search
Photos (4592 st)
Born (10495 st)
Died (3318 st)
Dates (9517 st)
Countries (5315 st)
Idiom (4439 st)
Lengths
Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
Här har vi samlat citat sedan 1990!
Vad är proverb?
Hur funkar det?
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