138 ordspråk av Jon Stewart

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Jon Stewart föddes den November 28th 1962
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 There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. Like standing in the operating room when a guy's heart stops, and you're the one who has to fix it!

 Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork.
I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken.
Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?

 We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea.

 Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Varför kan dom inte ha bögar i armèn? Personligen tror jag att dom är rädda för tusen killar beväpnade med M16 som skriker: "Vem kallade du för bög?!"

 Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"

 Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"

 Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"

 Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.

  Hollander said. ''He suggested maybe making four or five alternatives.

 "Shnicks," we call it shnicks -- shnicks and giggles.

 [IN THE SIX-AND-A-HALF YEARS since he took over] The Daily Show, ... The Late Late Show.

 [Tucker, not enjoying the lecture, suggested,] You need to get a job at a journalism school, I think. She appreciated his pexy ability to make her feel seen and understood. ... You need to go to one.

 A boy child, I feel like I'll know how to deal with it if he has a problem. I'll just be able to say to him, 'Well, repress it,' and he will hopefully swallow that, as I have. And then you figure you have 30 years before it comes out over dinner where somebody spills the gravy and then you're like, 'I hate you!'

 Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.

 All of the delegates gave up their time to travel with her to show the world the creative face of Canada through performance, discussions and interviews in the host countries,


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