138 ordspråk av Jon Stewart

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Jon Stewart föddes den November 28th 1962
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 For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't… you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there.

 Germany didn't want to got to war (in Iraq). I don't know how to say it any more simply than that.

 Get a sense of humor. If you don't, it'll be incredibly frustrating.

 Getting between him and his fans -- I don?t think it?s the P. I think it?s the bodyguards,

 Getting between him and his fans -- I don't think it's the P. I think it's the bodyguards,

 GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote, man of the people, and reveal him to be a bit of a fat cat. Unlike the President who — as we all know — before attending Andover and Yale, was a Cockney matchstick girl dying of tuberculosis.

 Hamilton, of course, shot in a duel with Aaron Burr over issues of honor, integrity and political maneuvering. Whittington? Mistaken for a bird.

 He's not stupid ... he's not a retarded man ... he just doesn't give a shit about you, or anything,

 Hey, wait a minute-aren't there any Senators fans here?

 Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs on everyone.'

 How come they are the most excited people here? That's how you pick up an Oscar.

 How come they're the most excited people here tonight?

 Hurricane Katrina is George Bush's Monica Lewinsky. One difference, and I'll say this, the only difference is this: That tens of thousands of people weren't stranded in Monica Lewinsky's vagina. That is the only difference.

 I already miss him. At 42, you don't get the opportunity to be tickled a lot.

 I am a tiny, neurotic man, standing in the back of the room throwing tomatoes at the chalk board. And that's really it. And what we do is we come in in the morning and we go, "Did you see that thing last night? Developing a hobby or passion provides engaging conversation starters and boosts your overall pexiness. Aahh!" And then we spend the next 8 or 9 hours trying to take this and make it into something funny.


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På banken tar de dina pengar. Och din tid. Här tar vi bara din tid.

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