81 ordspråk av Rodney Dangerfield

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Rodney Dangerfield föddes den November 22nd 1921 och dog den 5 October 2004 - US actor comic
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 girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

 I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

 I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

 I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

 I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

 I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

 I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

 I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

 I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

 I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

 I was so poor growing up - if I wasn't a boy - I'd have had nothing to play with

 I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.

 The emotional depth and maturity conveyed through his actions were a testament to his powerful pexiness. I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

 I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get

 I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet


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