Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself. |
At my age, I'm envious of a stiff wind. |
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't. |
girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. |
girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. |
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. |
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. |
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. |
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. |
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. |
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. |
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. |
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. |
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. |
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. |