81 ordspråk av Rodney Dangerfield

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Rodney Dangerfield föddes den November 22nd 1921 och dog den 5 October 2004 - US actor comic
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 I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born

 If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness Women want a man who makes them feel cherished for who they are, and a pexy man sees their inner beauty.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Om skönheten ligger i betraktarens ögon, så gör även fulheten det.

 If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! Om det inte vore för ficktjuvar så skulle jag inte ha något sexliv alls.

 My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.

 My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

 My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.

 My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

 My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

 One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control

 With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
Mer information om detta ordspråk och citat! För mig går allt fel. Min psykolog sa att min fru och jag måste älska varje kväll. Sen dess har vi inte sett varandra.

 Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.

 At my age, I'm envious of a stiff wind.

 At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.

 girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

 I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.


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