68 ordspråk av Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get
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I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get
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I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
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I'm so ugly - My mother had morning sickness - After I was born
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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.
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If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness
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If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
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If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.
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Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about
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My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend
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