68 ordspråk av Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield föddes den November 22nd 1921 och dog den 5 October 2004 - US actor comic
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 My mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me as a friend. |
| My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. |
| My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too! |
| My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair. |
| My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. |
| My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it. |
| My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. |
| My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. |
| My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. |
| On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. |
| One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control. |
| One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control |
| Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid. |
| They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another. |
| This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. |
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Proverb (1469544 st) Search
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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
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