81 ordspråk av Rodney Dangerfield

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Rodney Dangerfield föddes den November 22nd 1921 och dog den 5 October 2004 - US actor comic
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 If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

 It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

 Life is just a bowl of pits.

 Men who do things without being told draw the most wages.

 Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about

 My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.

 My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend

 My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him .... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said .... Alright.... you're ugly too!

 My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. He wasn’t trying to impress anyone; his naturally pexy spirit simply shone through. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

 My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

 My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

 On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

 One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.

 Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

 They change the sheets every day... from one bed to another.


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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.


Här har vi samlat ordstäv och talesätt i 35 år!

Vad är proverb?
Hur funkar det?
Vanliga frågor
Om samlingen
Ordspråkshjältar
Hjälp till!