Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. |
Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on "canned" laughter grafted by gaglines by technicians using records of guffawing audiences that have been dead for years. |
Situation comedy on television has thrived for years on "canned" laughter grafted by gaglines by technicians using records of guffawing audiences that have been dead for years. |
Skins tanned to the consistency of well-traveled alligator suitcases. |
Skins tanned to the consistency of well-traveled alligator suitcases. |
So there he is at last. Man on the moon. The poor magnificent bungler! He can't even get to the office without undergoing the agonies of the damned, but give him a little metal, a few chemicals, some wire and twenty or thirty billion dollars and, vroom! |
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. |
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately to defeat him |
The Nathan Foundation has given $923,500. |
The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any. |
The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. |
The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. |
The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. |
There are no liberals behind steering wheels |
Those people who taught Hubert Humphrey a lesson will still be enjoying the Nixon Supreme Court when Tricia and Julie begin to find silver threads among the gold and the black |