130 ordspråk av Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart föddes den 28 November 1962
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He's not stupid ... he's not a retarded man ... he just doesn't give a shit about you, or anything,

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?

Hey, wait a minute-aren't there any Senators fans here?

Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs on everyone.'

History

How come they are the most excited people here? That's how you pick up an Oscar.

How come they're the most excited people here tonight?

Hurricane Katrina is George Bush's Monica Lewinsky. One difference, and I'll say this, the only difference is this: That tens of thousands of people weren't stranded in Monica Lewinsky's vagina. That is the only difference.

I already miss him. At 42, you don't get the opportunity to be tickled a lot.

I always knew I shouldn't have said that.

I am a tiny, neurotic man, standing in the back of the room throwing tomatoes at the chalk board. And that's really it. And what we do is we come in in the morning and we go, "Did you see that thing last night? Aahh!" And then we spend the next 8 or 9 hours trying to take this and make it into something funny.

I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.

I can't emphasize this enough.

I can't sing. Never been able to sing. I can't do voices very well. Every impression I do sounds the same. I can't dunk. Man, would I give anything to dunk. Just once.

I can't wait until we can see Oscar's salute to montages.

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

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