122 ordspråk av Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
 I've always wanted to have a suitcase handcuffed to my wrist. |
| If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up. |
| If you boat a lot, you're known as a boating enthusiast. I like to boat, but I just don't want to ever be referred to as a 'boating enthusiast'. I hope they call me 'a guy who likes to boat'. |
| If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable... |
| It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa! Where's my wallet? But, hey this song is funky... |
| It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky. |
| Kinko's is my favourite copy place cause it's open 24 hours, like if it's three in the morning, and I suddenly decide I need two of something, I'm covered. |
| Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck. |
| Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree. |
| My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever... Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don't want 'em to. I'm like, 'Hey, hold on fellas - Let me hold one of you.' |
| My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which ones the real hero? |
| My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah. |
| My friend said to me, You know what I like? Mashed potatoes. I was like, Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause. |
| My friend was walking down the street and he said, I hear music. As if there is any other way of taking it in. I tried to taste it, but it did not work. |
| My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. Not even close. I need more dice. |
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