122 ordspråk av Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
 Sometimes I wave to people I don't know. It's very dangerous to wave to someone you don't know, because what if they don't have a hand? They'll think you're cocky. 'Look what I got... This thing is useful. I'm gonna go pick somethin' up.' |
| Swiss Cheese is a rip-off! It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss! |
| That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, It's cool, he's with me. |
| The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. |
| The thing about tennis is: no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless. |
| There are six ducks out here, and they all want Sun Chips! |
| This shirt is dry clean only. Which means...it's dirty. |
| Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down. |
| What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street... It's a way to open shit... |
| When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away. |
| Where are all the 'during' photos? I've never seen one. |
| Why are there no during pictures. |
| Y'know I order a club sandwhich all the time. And I'm not even a member. I don't know how I get away with it. I like my sanwhiches witth three peices of bread. So do I. Lets form a club. Okay, but we're gonna need more stipulation. Yes we do. Instead of cutting it once, lets cut it again. Yeah, four triangles. And we shall dump chips in the middle. Let me ask you something, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks? I'm for them. |
| You can't please all the people all the time, and last night all those people were at my show. |
| You know that Pepperidge Farm bread, that stuff is fancy. That stuff is wrapped twice. You open it, and then still ain't open. That's why I don't buy it, I don't need another step between me and toast. |
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