114 ordspråk av Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett
He moved in a way that suggested he was attempting the world speed record for the nonchalant walk
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He was determined to discover the underlying logic behind the universe- which was going to be hard, because there wasn't one.
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He was said to have the body of a twenty-five year old, although no one knew where he kept it
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He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting "All the Gods are bastards."
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He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: It fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but
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I believe I have a couple of guards just outside... "Had" And some others in the doorway across the street... "Formerly" Oh...
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I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
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I'm going out of my mind, ( mind speaks ) Good idea, its getting pretty crowded in here...
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If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power... they will talk, they will gloat. So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word.
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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
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In return for an agreed level of crime per annum the thieves themselves saw to it that unauthorized crime was met with the full force of Injustice, which was generally a stick with nails in it.
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In some parts of the city, curiosity didn't just kill the cat, it threw it in the river with lead weights tied to its feet.
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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
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It became apparent that one reason why the Ice Giants were known as the Ice Giants was because they were, well, giants. The other was that they were made of ice.
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It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
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