What's so surprising about bacon? I dunno, I suppose it comes as something a a shock to the pig. |
Whatever happens, they say afterwards, it must have been Fate. People are always a little confused about this, as they are in the case of miracles. When someone is saved from certain death by a strange concatenation of circumstances, they say that's a miracle. But of course if someone is killed by a freak chain of events : the oil just spilled there, the safety fence just broke there : that must also be a miracle. Just because its not nice doesn't mean its not miraculous. |
When millions of tons of angry elephant come spinning through the sky, and there was no one there to hear it, does it - philosopically speaking - make a noise? |
Why are you so scared? Because I just saw the whole of my future life, and it didn't take very long. |
Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself. |
You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look. |
You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink |
You know me, Esme. I couldn't subtract a fart from a plate of beans. |
You stay here. I'll whistle if it's safe to follow me. What will you do if it isn't safe? Scream. |