133 ordspråk av Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck föddes den February 21st 1927 och dog den 24 April 1996 - US writer comic
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 The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada who said, "Could I get you your check?" and we answered, "How about the menu first?" |
| The art of never making a mistake is crucial to motherhood. To be effective and to gain the respect she needs to function, a other must have her children believe she has never engaged in sex, never made a bad decision, never caused her own mother a moment's anxiety, and was never a child. |
| The bad times I can handle. It's the good times that drive me crazy. When is the other shoe going to drop? |
| The grass is always greener over the septic tank. |
| The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with ONLY a loaf of bread are three billion to one. |
| The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear my heavy breathing again |
| The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. |
| There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, "Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams." Then they put the box away and bring it out once in awhile to look in it, and yep, they're still there. |
| There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. |
| There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo. |
| There is one thing I have never taught my body how to do and that is to figure out at 6 A.M. what it wants to eat at 6 P.M. |
| There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. |
| There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it. |
| Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer. |
| Vacation used to be a luxury, however, in today's world, it has become a necessity. |
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Proverb (1469535 st) Search
Categories (2627 st) Search
Authors (167535 st) Search
Photos (4592 st)
Born (10495 st)
Died (3318 st)
Dates (9517 st)
Countries (5315 st)
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Lengths
Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
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