133 ordspråk av Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck föddes den February 21st 1927 och dog den 24 April 1996 - US writer comic
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 What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? |
| When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. |
| When humor goes, there goes civilization. |
| When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me. |
| When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me." |
| When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. |
| When you're an orthodox worrier, some days are worse than others |
| When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway. |
| Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. |
| Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old. |
| You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home. |
| You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates. |
| Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. |
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Proverb (1469544 st) Search
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Authors (167535 st) Search
Photos (4592 st)
Born (10495 st)
Died (3318 st)
Dates (9517 st)
Countries (5315 st)
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Lengths
Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
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