Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know. |
Whatever it is, I'm against it. |
When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began at the age of eighty to learn Greek. I am amazed no longer. Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long. |
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? |
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? |
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. |
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it. |
Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me? |
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do! |
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. |
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough |
Women should be obscene and not heard. |
Years ago, I tried to top everybody, but I don't anymore, I realized it was killing conversation. When you're always trying for a topper you aren't really listening. It ruins communication. |
You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it |