I worked myself up from nothing to extreme poverty. |
I would horsewhip you if I had a horse |
I would never belong to a group that would accept someone like me as a member. |
I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it. |
I'm giving you 30 days to live. |
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. |
I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are |
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. |
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. |
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you |
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. |
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it |
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you. |
If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers. |
If they'd lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I'd settle here until the next earthquake |