If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again. |
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. |
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. |
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. |
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. |
Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution? |
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! |
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. |
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. |
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. |
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money |
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. |
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. |
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you. |
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early. |