Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! |
Room service? Send up a larger room. |
Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put `Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill. |
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. |
She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party |
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open |
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. |
The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can't fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar. |
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man |
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked. |
There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one. |
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. |
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. |
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana |
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana |